ELECTION DAY

Do NOT let me down, America. Not again.

Barack Obama must be elected President. Failure to do so is not acceptable. Let's send John McCain back to the old folks home, and his running mate back to Alaska where she can stare at Russia from her front porch all day long.

In Oregon: I think it is time we fire Gordon Smith. I have done my part.

California: Proposition 8 must not pass. Come on home state. Make me proud and I will forgive you for voting for that guy that played the pregnant man in Junior.

Minnesota: Hey guys.. Al Franken rocks. He wrote a book called "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot". Vote for him. Also, kick Michelle Bachmann to the curb.

Georgia: Do you seriously want to remain tainted by keeping Saxby Chambliss around? Seriously guys.. fire him.

Within the next 24 hours I better be celebrating!