Anne Nicole Smith.. is.. dead!!!!!

So I am sitting here at work tonight, and I just feel so empty inside. Why? Because Anne Nicole Smith, former Playmate, former gold digger, former fat reality star, former Trimspa spokeswoman, is now a corpse.

So why do I feel empty? I certainly did not like this woman. Listening to her on Howard Stern, you could just hear the stupidity in her voice with the slurred way she spoke. I didn't find her to be anything special when I saw her in Playboy back in '93. So why?

Well, you see, here at work we have a screen that has CNN's website on it 24/7.

AND NOT ONLY IS IT THE TOP HEADLINE, BUT THEY KEEP CHANGING TO DIFFERENT PICTURES OF HER!

You know I bet somewhere right now, you can find evidence as to why this world is going to shit. But no, it won't be noticed, because oh my god Anne Nicole Smith is dead! Who cares about the nuclear talks with North Korea, the ongoing crisis in the Middle East, the price of frozen concentrated orange juice, none of that is important.

Anne Nicole Smith is.. is.. DEAD!
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Truthfully I really have no feelings at all about this. I am just annoyed that crap like this gets so much attention these days.