What's This??? An Update!!!!!!

Well it looks like I am going to come out of semi-blogging retirement and actually update this thing.

I have ranted about panhandlers on this thing before, and I have another one to talk about, however, this one is different.

I was on a lunchbreak and walking to Subway. I had thought about going to the mall and getting pineapple chicken and noodles in the food court, but Subway was closer and it was sprinkling. Unfortunately, the Subway I work near does not serve the Chicken Bacon Ranch, and for that they should die, but I thought a nice Turkey Breast, Ham, and Bacon Melt would be an adequate substitute.

As I approach the store, I notice a guy sitting against the side of a building with a sign. Great I thought. Another beggar. As I got closer, I noticed that he was flashing his sign as people walked by. Odd for one of these people. And then, it was my turn to see the sign.

"Smile If You Masturbate and Spare Change"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaahhhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

At that moment I really felt bad I did not have any spare change for him. I told him that I would give him money if I had some.

That was some funny shit.