Evil Plants

Forget Poison Dart Frogs

Forget Chameleons

Forget Bettas

Forget Exotic Cats

Forget Fish of all sorts, from Nemo the clownfish to Bruce the fucking shark(sharks with frickin laser beams would be cool though).

I want evil plants! You know, the kind that eat bugs. Fuck all bugs. Especially spiders. Spiders can go to hell.

I want plants that eat the fuckers! Some call them carnivorous plants, but I call them EVIL!

*evil grin*