Today when I went out to grab lunch, I was passing a bus stop. There were a lot of people there, doing what people normally do at bus stops. But among them was this guy who was screaming at the top of his lungs. He was pissed, and he wanted the world to know about it.

You see, he was mad because a lot of people were going to roast in an eternal hell because, and this is according to him, they had not accepted someone named Jesus into their lives. Well, I can't really accept someone named Jesus because I do not know any Jesus'. I think I bought some weed from a Jesus back in High School, except his name was pronounced like this" Heysooss". But I do not see how I can except this person into my life if I have never seen him. He sounds like a pervert.

Also, another thing that was bothering me was the fact that this Jesus is using this person as a spokesman. He would be a lot better off if he used someone a lot nicer to tell everyone to accept him. I don't know, someone like Big Bird or Micheal Jackson. This guy seemed like the type of guy that would stab you in the back for a quarter to go out and buy more crack.

So, is this guy typical of the followers of this Jesus dude? I would hope not. That whole hell thing makes them seem very mean.