So I got this survey in my email earlier today. I decided to post it here, since I don't feel like emailing it to anyone.

1. What time is it? 11:0pm
2. What is your name? Jeremy
3. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Jeremy Aaron Boles
4. Nickname: stressboy, squid, angry one
5. Number of candles on your last birthday cake: no candles
6. Birthday: May 25th
7. Hair color: Dark brown
8. Piercing: I once had my ear pierced
9. Eye color: Hazel
10. How much do you like your job? About as much as I would like getting fucked by a chainsaw
11. Hometown: San Jose, CA
12. Current Residence: Vancouver, WA
13. Favorite foods: Spicy
14. Been to Africa? No
15. Been toilet papering? Yes
16. Love someone so much it made you cry? Yeah, when they left
17. Been in a car accident? Yep.. not my fault.
18. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
19. What annoys you? uhhhhh..... Where do I begin?
20. Favorite day of the week: Saturday
21. Favorite word or phrase: FUCK IT
22. Favorite Restaurant: Black Angus. mmmmm.. steak
23. Favorite flower: Orchids
24. Favorite sport to watch: Baseball
25. Favorite Drink: Seagrams wine coolers
26. Favorite Ice cream: Cookie Dough
27. Disney or Warner Bros: Warner Bros.. for the coyote and road runner.
28. Favorite fast food restaurant: In and Out Burger... and there are NONE AROUND HERE!!!!
29. What color is your bedroom carpet? light brown.. I think
30. How many times did you fail your drivers test? I have never failed a drivers test
31. Before this one, whom did you get your last e-mail from? A coworker
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card: It is already maxed out.
33. What do you do most often when you are bored? Play games, read, play games, watch tv, play games
34. Most annoying thing people ask me? Why don't you ever talk/smile?
35. Introvert or extrovert? Introvert
36. Who will respond to this email the quickest? No one, I am posting this on my blog.
37. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? None, since it is going to no one.
38. Favorite TV show? The Shield, CSI, Sopranos, WWE Smackdown
39. Last person you went out to dinner with? My wife of course.
40. Ford or Chevy: Mitsubishi
41. How many tattoos? None
42. Time you finished this e-mail: 11:30
43. How old were you i.e. first REAL kiss? 16
44. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? California
45. Have you hugged your kids today: I don't have kids.
46. evolution or creation? Evolution
47. What is the weight difference between what your drivers license says and your actual weight? Fuck if I know
48. How do you spend your free time? see question # 33
49. What's the first thing you would buy if you won the lottery? A new car
50. Do you believe in giving someone a second chance?: Depends on how much they fucked me over.
51. So far has your life turned out the way you thought it would? I never think that far ahead, so I do not know.