So Elizabeth Smart has been found alive.

Do you know what that means?

It means I get to be sick of hearing her name on the news every 5 fucking minutes all over again.

Please Mr. Bush, please bomb Iraq now. At least that will make news interesting again and not remind us that the media will pay a lot of attention to the blonde daughter of a very well to do Mormon family while ignoring the hundreds of poor and often non-white kids that go missing each year.